Winnie The Pooh - Winnie

 

angelicguy:

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

mortalityplays:

3liza:

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u know it smells crazy in there

underwater odour, underwater funk

stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk

underwater thesis, he won’t underwater flunk

already published papers but they underwater stunk

cipheramnesia:

reality-detective:

How an Armadillo gathers foliage for its nest.

When I’m carrying all the bags of groceries inside in one trip.

14th-st-soapbox:

sweaterkittensahoy:

skimbly-shanks:

Yall do NOT hop on a cosmetic surgery hate train during an ongoing campaign against trans Healthcare I am fucking begging

My tits didn’t smaller themselves, fuckos. Either you believe in bodily autonomy or you fucking don’t.

The sacred bond between trans people who’ve had plastics and cis people who have had plastics is fucking sacred and I will not tolerate anybody in the queer community trash-talking plastics no matter what it is and who is getting them and for what reason!!!

I want there to not be a line between ‘costmetic’ and 'necessary’. If there’s a line, then insurance companies and whoever-the-fuck-else will decide everything is 'cosmetic’. That happened to me with getting my jaw rebuilt when I was A CHILD. 'oh it’s cosmetic’ My insurance wrangler lady and the surgeon had to write SEVERAL LETTERS to the damn insurance company detailing out just how graphically I would DIE if I did not get my face rebuilt before I was 18! If 'we won’t pay for cosmetic plastics only necessary ones’ wasn’t a thing, that wouldn’t have had to fucking happen!

So you know what? I don’t want to hear the word 'cosmetic’ out of anyone’s mouth. it’s ALL just plastics. And all plastics are still 100% the person’s choice to get, I don’t care what the reason is, all reasons are your business and should be honoured and that’s as it should be. As Sweaterkittens said, you either believe in bodily autonomy or you fucking don’t.

Signed,

A Transman who has had exclusively plastics for all FOUR major surgeries throughout his life.

fruitymarcy:

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…